Mystique's Urine Transport System
<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=105 BGCOLOR="#66CCCC" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="04300690ezvthe.gif"> <div> <I><B><U>Mystique's Urine Transport System</U></B></I><I><B><U> "UTS"</U></B></I></div> <div> </div> <div> After you are through scrolling down and viewing this site, click the back button on you browser to return to the previous web site.</div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=375 BGCOLOR="#66CCCC" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <I><B>DON'T GET PEE'D OFF!!!</B></I></div> <div> <B>Continue to Scroll Down</B></div> <div> <I><B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="549" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 206 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="072c3c80.jpg" border=0 width="195" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> Can't urinate on command?</div> <bR> <div> Can't urinate on the spot?</div> <bR> <div> Need to find a job?</div> <bR> <div> Need to keep a job?</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></I></div> <div> </div> <div> <I><B>Mystique's Urine Transport System can help</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <B>Mystique's medically designed </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>U</B></FONT><B>rine </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>T</B></FONT><B>ransport </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>S</B></FONT><B>ystem</B><B> (</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT><B>) is just what the Doctor Ordered</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><U>HOW IT WORKS</U></B></div> <bR> <div> <B> </B></div> <div> <I><B>The </B></I><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><I><B>"UTS"</B></I></FONT><I><B> System</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="667" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 240 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="067f7ea0.jpg" border=0 width="247" height="234" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="328"><div> Mystique's <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> is designed to be worn with confidence and comfort. The belt is made out of hook and loop and can be adjusted to fit any size person. Once placed around the waist, the delivery tube can be easily pulled through the pants opening. After that, all you have to do is lightly pinch the valve and the urine starts to flow. Its as easy as that. </div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>No Hassle - No Worry - No Problems</B></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Each UTS Unit comes complete with: 1-Neoprene Pouch / 1-Urine Bag / 3 - Heating Pads / Delivery Tube & Valve / </div> <div> Temperature Strip and an Instructional Sheet</div> <div> <B>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Sealed Polyurethane Leak Proof Bag</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="668" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#AAAAAA" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 224 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="05c4bda0.jpg" border=0 width="331" height="218" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="329"><div> The bag holds 3 ounces and is equipped with a removable cap, and a wide opening for easy direct filling. For your convenience, a temperature strip is placed on each bag to display the correct temperature of the urine.</div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <div> <B>continue to scroll down</B></div> <div> <I><B>Chemically Activated Heat Pads</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="668" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 240 WIDTH="328"><div> <IMG SRC="05ed6ea0.jpg" border=0 width="214" height="234" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="329"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> Our chemically activated heat pads will keep the urine at a temperature of 92 degree - 99 degrees for a minimum of 12 hours and up to 24 hours. All you have to do is open the bag and let the pad set out for 15 to 30 minutes, enclose it with the urine bag and that's it: </div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Easy</B> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >- </FONT><B>Safe</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > - </FONT><B>Effective</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >.</FONT></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Insulated Neoprene Holding Pouch</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="669" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 240 WIDTH="329"><div> <IMG SRC="062afea0.jpg" border=0 width="175" height="234" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="329"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> The holding pouch is constructed of 1/8" skin tone neoprene which is comfortable to wear and comes with an adjustable waist strap. The 1/8" thickness of the neoprene makes the pouch thin and undetectable when worn under clothing. The pouch also prevents the heat from escaping and becoming uncomfortable to wear.</div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <div> <B>continue to scroll down</B></div> <div> <I><B>Optional Prosthetic Unit</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="673" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 193 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="07603bb0.jpg" border=0 width="259" height="187" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="331"><bR> <bR> <div> The valve attaches to the polyurethane bag. When the pinch valve is activated, the urine flows out easily. It is impossible for the valve to leak or the urine to escape until the valve is pinched. Specially designed prosthetic looks and feel like the real thing.</div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> Looks so real - we aren't allowed to show it. </div> <div> Actual pictures can be e-mailed upon request</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="718" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 115 WIDTH="712"><div> Mystique's <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>“UTS”</B></FONT> Urine Transport System allows for easy operation. The specially designed Pinch Valve is made to hold the urine in the bag until the valve is lightly pinched. It is impossible for the valve to allow the fluid to flow through the tube until the valve is compressed. The <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>“UTS”</B></FONT> Prosthetic looks and feels like the real thing and is easily controlled as the non-prosthetic units. The delivery systems have been carefully tested and are of the highest-grade construction. (see diagram below)</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> In other words, these units never fail to deliver when it counts. </B></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> </div> <div> <IMG SRC="06fd6050.gif" border=0 width="726" height="517" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="927" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 2800 WIDTH="921"><div> <B>Prosthetic unit is available in different skin tones.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>continue to scroll down</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><U>4 REASONS TO USE THE "UTS"</U></B></div> <bR> <div> #1 - USE THE <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" >"UTS"</FONT> FOR THAT DOCTOR'S VISIT WHERE URINATING IS A PROBLEM</div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >Many individuals experience problems with urinating when asked to. Mystique's </FONT><B>"UTS"</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > solves that problem. The </FONT><B>"UTS"</B> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >allows you to urinate in the privacy of your home and transport the urine (at a normal temperature) to your doctor's office. And, the doctors office will never know because Mystique's </FONT><B>"UTS"</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > is completely discrete.</FONT></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> ____________________</div> <bR> <div> #2 - USE THE <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" >"UTS" </FONT>TO KEEP YOUR JOB</div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >Again, many of us can not urinate under pressure. As you may or may not know, more and more employers are requiring their employees to take random drug tests. Most, if not all, drug testing facilities require at least 2 ounces of urine and they check the urine temperature. Our </FONT><B>"UTS"</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > holds 3 ounces of urine and maintains a temperature between 92 - 99 degrees. In addition, the<B> </B></FONT><B>"UTS"</B> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >is completely discrete and undetectable. We do not encourage the use of the </FONT><B>"UTS"</B> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >with the urine of others so that you can pass a drug test.</FONT></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> ____________________</div> <bR> <div> #3 - USE THE <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" >"UTS"</FONT> TO GET THAT JOB YOU ALWAYS WANTED</div> <bR> <div> The fear of taking a drug test, even for those people who don't use illegal drugs, can cause physical problems with urinating. Many, if not most, employers are requiring drug testing before hiring new personnel. These new hiring practices, and the psychological fear associated with drug testing can cause many of us not to apply. Mystique's <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> will eliminate that problem and allow you to seek that job with confidence.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> ____________________</div> <bR> <div> #4 - USE THE <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> TO ELIMINATE THE PRESSURE AND EMBARRASSMENT OF URINATING WHILE BEING WATCHED</div> <bR> <div> With little doubt, the inability to urinate while being watched is a medical condition. In some instances, individuals are required to provide a urine sample in the presence of others. For that individual the<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B> "UTS"</B></FONT> comes with an optional prosthetic penis, which looks and functions like the real thing.</div> <div> </div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>continue to scroll down</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS</U></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B><U>How do I know it will work?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> The Mystique's <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>U</B></FONT>rine <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>T</B></FONT>ransport <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>S</B></FONT>ystem has been tested under numerous conditions. Months of research went into the development of the system, but the true test is the success it has enjoyed on the open market (see what our customers have to say).</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>Why does the urine have to be heated?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> Most drug testing facilities require that the urine be received by them at a temperature of 92 - 99 degrees. That temperature range is the normal body temperature of urine. Mystique's heating pad will keep the urine within normal range for a minimum of 12 hours and a maximum of 24+ hours. A temperature strip is located on each bag in ensure proper temperature ranges. </div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>What if I don't know what time I will be asked to provide the urine sample on the day that I'm scheduled for testing?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> The <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> is heated by a chemically activated pad which will maintain the temperature of the urine for a minimum of 12 hours and for a maximum of 24+ hours. Each bag has a temperature test strip that shows the temperature of the urine. Most if not all people that are required to take a drug test, have knowledge of the test at least a day before the test. However, if called upon to take a test, the <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> can be ready in an hour's notice.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>Can I use some else's urine?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> Of course, you can transport anyone's urine, but our product is not designed to beat drug testing, it is designed for you to transport your own urine and help with the inability to urinate while under pressure or in front of others.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>Should I use the hair detoxification products, pills or fake urine that are for sale to ensure a successful test of my urine?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> Again, the <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> is designed to transport your own urine and should not be used to beat a drug test. There are many cleansing products on the market which are not FDA approved. These products are designed to cleanse your hair or urine for drug testing. As a whole these products are not effective and there is no documented testing detailing what side effects they may cause. Our product is designed to transport your urine (we strongly discourage the use of these products). And, more and more drug testing facilities are testing for the so called synthetic urine being sold on the market as well as other products designed to beat a drug test. Real urine, heated at the normal temperature, is the only sure and safe way to pass without difficulty.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>Can the "UTS" be detected while I have it on under my clothing?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> The <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> is compact and thin and is not noticeable when worn under your clothing. The <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> can be concealed in just about any place on the body without detection. Longer delivery tubes are available upon request at no additional charge allowing you to place the <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> anywhere you feel comfortable.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>Do I need a prosthetic?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> If you are a male and required to urinate in the presence of an observer, <B><U>YES</U></B>. If you are not required to urinate in front of an observer, <B><U>NO</U></B>. Drug testing for employment does not require that you urinate in front of an observer. However, if you do need a prosthetic, it is impossible for an observer to detect that Mystique's prosthetic is not real. Mystique's prosthetic looks, feels and functions as does the real thing.</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>Can the system be reused?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> The system can be used again and again. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B><U>Can females use the "UTS"?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >Yes, anyone can use Mystique's </FONT><B>U</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >rine </FONT><B>T</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >ransport </FONT><B>S</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >ystem. You can order the </FONT><B>"UTS"</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFF33" FACE="Arial" > </FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#111111" FACE="Arial" >with longer delivery tubes at no additional charge so the </FONT><B>"UTS"</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#111111" FACE="Arial" > can be concealed any where on the body.</FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <I><B><U>What happens if I am not satisfied?</U></B></I></div> <bR> <div> We've never had an unsatisfied customer and we find it difficult to believe that you will not be satisfied with our product. There is no other product on the market as reliable and dependable as the <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT>. But, if for any reason you are not satisfied, we will gladly give you a 100% refund. Again, Mystique Marketing Corporation has been serving the public for the last five years and we have a proven track record. Mystique's <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT> is just one of our products that we offer to the public. </div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><U>GUARANTEED</U></B></div> <bR> <div> Mystique's <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>U</B></FONT>rine <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>T</B></FONT>ransport <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>S</B></FONT>ystem come with a 100% , money back guarantee, if you are not completely satisfied. Many people are hesitant to order by phone or online, but Mystique is an established company which stands behind all of its many products 100%. You can be rest assured that your complete satisfaction is our goal, as well as our <B>FUTURE</B>. The unit comes with three heating pads, one for a home test to show you how effective the system works, and two for actual use. The additional heating pad is provided so that you are assured of the effectiveness of the <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>"UTS"</B></FONT>.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000099" FACE="Arial" >YOU WILL BE MORE THAN SATISFIED WITH MYSTIQUE'S </FONT><B>"UTS</B>"<FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000099" FACE="Arial" > AND THAT'S </FONT></div> <div> <I><B><U>GUARANTEED!!!</U></B></I></div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> </B><B><U>CUSTOMER COMMENTS</U></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="831" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 212 WIDTH="261"><div> Dear Sirs:</div> <div> In May 1999, I went to a job interview and was subsequently accepted for the job of my dreams. But, then I was told that I would have to report for a drug test. The thought of having to urine when told and possibly in front of someone horrified me, so I didn't go. In June I was again accepted for an excellent position, but one again I was told I would have to take a drug test. I discussed my problem with a friend and he told me about your product. I ordered the UTS from your web site, reported for the drug test and was hired. I just wanted to write this letter to thank you for a potentially great career.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="11"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="212" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="11" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="261"><div> TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:</div> <bR> <div> I am an SP/4 in the US Army. Several times a year my unit calls everyone in for a drug test. When you are called in you have to remain at the unit until you urinate in a cup. Not only do you have to urinate, you have to do it in front of a NCO. My roommate and I came across your web site on the internet and I decided to try your Urine Transport System. Since I had to do this in front of an NCO, I purchased the fake penis also. When we were called in for the next drug test, I filled the bag, reported in, and was out of these in a matter of minutes. No one suspected anything. My roommate got back to the apartments about two hours after me. GREAT IDEA. </div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="11"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="212" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="11" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="261"><div> Mystique Marketing Corporation,</div> <bR> <div> I go to the doctor several times a year and have to leave a urine sample. With out fail, I have problems urinating at the office and end up waiting around for up to an hour or more. I thought about bringing the sample with me, but then I would be siting around waiting to see the doctor holding a bottle of urine. Now I use the UTS. It is comfortable to wear, not noticeable and I can urinate in the privacy of my home with no pressure and bring the sample with me. Like you say in your advertisements, "The UTS is JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED".</div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B> THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING</B></I></div> <div> <I><B> IF NOT THE PUDDING - DEFINITELY OUR CUSTOMERS!!!</B></I></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="831" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 205 WIDTH="261"><div> Dear Sirs,</div> <bR> <div> This is to inform you that I have purchased one of your urine transporters and have been totally satisfied with the results. I work for a company that does random drug testing and I have found that I cannot urinate while at the lab they send me to for testing.</div> <div> That problem has led to some suspicion from my bosses and I felt that I was about to lose my job. I have used your product twice now without difficulty and I can't put into words my relief or my appreciation for the help you have given. Thank you very much.</div> <bR> <bR> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="11"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="205" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="11" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="261"><div> Dear Mystique:</div> <bR> <div> I wanted to order more heating pads and also write you a note to let you know the success I have had using your device. I had been trying to find a job for quite a while but it seemed as though every job wanted me to take a drug test before I would be hired. Needless to say, I had problems in that area so I ordered your device. The device worked just as you advertised and I was hired last week by a firm that not only paid me what I wanted, but gave my family and I the benefits we needed. Just a note to say thanks.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="11"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="205" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="11" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="261"><div> To whom it may concern:</div> <bR> <div> I am in the military and we are given drug tests from time to time. At the time of the first test, I knew I was in trouble. As you might already know, there is a person watching you pee during the test. For the life of me, I could not pee with someone standing there watching. A friend of mine told me about the pee bag you sell and I ordered it. You have saved my life and I wanted to say thanks for your help. 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